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The Greek

A young Jewish woman goes to Greece for vacation.� While on vacation, she
meets a man.� She calls her mother in America and says, "Mom, I really want
to marry him."

Her mother insists on checking his background to see if he's okay.� She
calls back several days later and says, "We've completed the check.
This is definitely Mister Right.� He comes from a good family with an
impressive background.� He owns vineyards and bottles his own wines.� You
have our blessing to marry him."

After several years, her mother eventually visits her daughter in Greece.�
Her daughter tells her "I want a divorce."

The mother is surprised at this.� She asks "Why?� From what you've told me,
he doesn't abuse you.� He never raises his voice to you.� He provides you
with everything you've ever asked for.� Why could you possibly want a
divorce?"

"All he ever wants to do," the daughter says, "is to do me from behind.

He butt fucks me.� I'm telling you that if he fucked my pussy three times
in five months, that's a lot.� My butt hole has gone from the size of a
dime to the size of a silver dollar."

"But honey," the mothers says, "do you really want to get a divorce over 90
cents?" �

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