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A Christmas  Story for people having a bad day.
When four of  Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce
the toys as fast  as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the
pressure of being behind  schedule.
Then Mrs.  Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed
Santa even  more.
When he went  to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth  and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where. More  stress.
Then when he  began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the
toy bag fell to the  ground and scattered the toys.
So,  frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of  rum.   When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had
hidden the  liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he
accidentally  dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little
pieces all over the  kitchen floor.    He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw  end of the broom.
Just then the  doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He
opened the door and  there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very  cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely
day? I have a beautiful  tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"  
And so began  the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
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